What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 07:27
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
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So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How do I become a Buddhist, and can someone explain Buddhism to me?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What type of fish is best for fish tacos?
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Do you like to wear a see-through skirt?
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Nuts and Butts
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
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